House rules (or how to get listed without pain)
Lord Penh lists almost anything that’s actually an event. If people can show up at a specific time and something happens on purpose, you’re in the right place.
What we list
- Live stuff: concerts, DJs, comedy, theatre, talks, readings, film screenings.
- Culture & community: exhibitions, gallery openings, workshops, classes, markets, festivals.
- Sport & games: matches, tournaments, quizzes (with a host + start time), screenings of big games.
- Family & special days: kids activities, fairs, public holiday happenings.
What we don’t
- “We are open (again)” posts, happy hours, 2-for-1s, and routine Food & Beverages promos.
- Vibes-only “come hang” gatherings with no program or start time. ("But we're spiritual!")
- Perpetual deals, private/invite-only functions, or “DM for details.” (Lord Penh prefers not to link to Facebook or Messenger contacts)
- Anything where the buzzwords outnumber the details. (Immersive blockchain wellness? Pass.)
What to include (so we can approve it fast)
- Title that says what it is (no ALL CAPS, no AI generated emoji soup, please).
- Date and start time. If it truly runs all day, say “All day”.
- Venue name (link allowed), plus address and Google Maps link.
- Category (music, film, exhibition, sports, kids, etc.).
- Poster/image (square/portrait preferred) and a short description (1–3 lines).
- Ticket/entry info if applicable, and a more info link.
Recurring events
- Weekly events are welcome. Tell Lord Penh the weekday and start time. If it’s truly time-free (e.g. a holiday), Lord Penh will file it as all-day and list it after timed items.
- “Daily forever” is not an event; it’s a lifestyle. Lord Penh doesn’t list lifestyles.
Posters & formatting
- Clear text, readable on a phone. No dense flyers that require a microscope or posters containing ALL the information.
- File links that don’t expire. If your IG story disappears, so does your listing.
Timing & edits
- Submit at least 24 hours ahead. Lord Penh tries to be quick; he is not a robot (yet).
- Changes or cancellations? Email info@lordpenh.com and Lord Penh will fix it.
Cover-charge policy
If your event charges a door cover of $25 or more, we will list it only after an equivalent contribution is made to Lord Penh HQ.
This is a small, optional “thank you” that helps keep this honest little guide running (hosting, beer for the parties, and the
occasional penh-related bribe). If you plan to charge that much, email info@lordpenh.com to arrange
the donation or request an invoice.
Exceptions may be made for bona fide festivals, charity fundraisers, or events where the cost is
transparently passed on for production rather than profit.
The fine print (not that fine)
- Listings are editorial. Lord Penh will always rewrite for clarity, brevity and sanity.
- Ad banners pay for hosting and beers, not placement.
- Credit where due: if you reuse our listings elsewhere, please cite LordPenh.com, or Lord Penh has to call his retired buddies from Kampot to pay you a visit.
If your event is good and the info is clear, Lord Penh will get it listed. If it’s a happy hour or a poster with a deejay and a paragraph of adjectives, Lord Penh will gently wave from afar.
